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» Nicknames :

Dare. But only *one* person gets to call me that*

» Pets :

Xena, a 2 year old black cat, as self-centred and loveable as any

» Height :

5'11" (approx. 1.8 m)

» Eye Colour :

Blue-grey

» Hair Colour :

Black

» Piercing :

Left earlobe. Though given the trouble it's caused me constantly*

» Tattoos :

None. At the moment*

» How much do you love your job?:

I've had worse. Dealing with disability claims can be emotionally trying. But I enjoy the flexible working patterns

» Birthplace :

New York City

» Hometown :

Belfast

» Been in love before? :

Until a few months ago, I *thought* I had* but they were pale imitations of what I feel now.

» Been drunk? :

Only until I was falling on my face.

» Loved someone so much it made you cry? :

Love isn't Real Love unless you've cried at least once.

» Been in a car crash? :

Yes. A police cruiser slammed into the driver's side of my car in Great Falls, Montana, in the winter of 1988, and banged me up a bit. Of course, it was my fault, because the police were decorated heroes and I was an upstart New Yorker.

» Sprite or 7up? :

Battery acid

» Pepsi or Coke? :

Cocoa-flavoured battery acid

» Blanket or Stuffed Animal? :

Warm, cuddly one with a tiger on it.

» Colour of Socks? :

Well, they *start out* as white*

» Number :

Of socks? Variable, depending upon the duration/frequency of the wormholes that open up in my washing machine. There's definitely something about the gravimetric forces generated by the spin cycle that affects the space/time continuum.

» Why? :

Why not?

» Favourite Holiday? :

None. Unless you find me one that's not commercialised, that doesn't require obsequious contact with family, and actually provides something decent on TV to watch.

» Foods :

Pizza

» Day of theWeek :

None. They all seem to blur lately*

» Toothpaste :

Cheap blue/green gel you buy with generic names in Tescos.

» Flower :

The tiny little ones that are hardly noticeable, but they still try*

» Least Favourite Subject :

Of school? Maths. Of conversation? Local politics (see HOMETOWN)

» Alcoholic Drink :

Bacardi Breezers. Or tequilas.

» Sport to watch :

{spot}

» Type of Ice Cream :

Vanilla chocolate chip

» Sesame Street Character :

Oscar the Grouch? I'm more of a Muppets fan myself. Ah, Miss Piggy, you still grill my bacon, you do*

» Disney / Warner Bros :

Disney

» When was your last hospital visit? :

Does dental work just before Xmas, when they anaesthetised me to stop groping the assistants, count? If not, try 1989, when I had my wisdom teeth out.

» What colour is your bedroom's carpet? :

Depends on what colour underwear is on the floor. Is sticky a colour?

» How many times did you fail your Driving License test? :

I didn't. I got my New York licence in one go. I haven't had the nerve to take the test over here yet, though.

» What do you do most often when you are bored? :

Masturbate

» What words or phrases do you overuse? :

"His/her tongue moved in long, strong strokes"; "The sensations ran through her body like wires"; and "Take off your clothes"

» Most annoying thing is? :

Ask Debs (See 48! - Debs)

» Best thing :

Ask Debs (His voice <ggggg> - Debs )

» Bedtime :

Whenever*

» What instant messengers do you use? :

{ICQ, AIM, MSN or YIM, WTF?}

» Favourite Pizza Topping? :

Monterey Jack Cheese

» Who is your favourite members of S Club 7 :

What, there's a difference between them?

» Inny or Outy? :

Inny, then Outy, then Inny, then Outy, then Inny*

» Favourite Pot Noodle :

Debs

» Favourite Crisps :

Ready salted

» Mars Bar or Snickers :

Snickers. I like nuts.

» SG-1 or Voyager :

Voyager

» Do you bite your nails? :

Yes. And other peoples'.

» Shoe Size :

11

» Boxers or Briefs :

Boxers

» Did you spot the Simpsons' quote? :

Doh!

» BB2 or Channel 4? :

BBC2

» Huw Edwards or Kirsty Young :

Kirsty.

» New or Old 6 o'clock news format :

{news2}

» Favourite fantasy or dream desire? :

Riding on a winged dragon over the plains of Mars, after having fought and won for the hand of the incomparably lovely Debra Connolly, who now clings to me in her skimpy leather slave princess's gear...

» Worst nightmare or biggest hate? :

Intolerance. Bigotry. Lonely bus stations on rainy Monday mornings. Cruelty. Injustice. Rednecks. Gypsies. Dogs barking. Burnt toast. Loneliness.