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Details
» Series : The
Next Generation
» Episode Title : Unnatural
Selection
» Episode Reference : 2x07
» Aired : 30th
January, 1989.
» Author : Richard
Lyth
» Synopsis
None
» Review
» The Enterprise is en route to Star
Station India. It's like a space station, only hotter.
» Picard is worried that Pulaski is
too keen on her work. Not something my boss has ever been concerned
about...
» They receive a distress call from the
USS Lantree. Riker suggests activating its viewscreen by remote
control so they can see inside it
» since when do viewscreens act as internal
cameras?! Though I guess that would explain how we get to see inside
the Enterprise bridge every week...
» The Lantree's bridge is full of corpses.
"Still no signs of life, Captain," reports Pulaski, taking
over Troi's role of stating the bleeding obvious.
»"Captain Talaka was my age,"
says Riker. "I'm 85, but I know a good plastic surgeon."
» Everyone on Darwin Station is growing
rapidly older. Good job they aren't growing younger, or they'd all
turn into monkeys.
» Pulaski beams up a genetically-modified
12-year-old boy, who looks like a grown man. Hang on...a boy who
looks older...lots of people growing older...call me crazy, but
I think there might be a connection somewhere...
» Pulaski takes a shuttlecraft out so
she can be alone with the young man and examine him more closely.
Hmmmm....
» "She's been in direct contact
with the boy for 18 minutes." Not bad going for a 12-year-old...
» O'Brien attends a senior staff meeting!
He'll be getting his own spin-off show next!
» Pulaski has never used the transporter.
Hmm, an irascible doctor who doesn't like transporters and has a
love-hate relationship with an emotionless humanoid. Yes, she's
quite clearly a blatant rip-off of that doctor guy from that Sixties
sci-fi show...who was it now? Oh yes. Doctor Smith, from Lost in
Space. Obviously.
» The kids at Darwin Station have been
genetically-engineered to prefer garishly-coloured clothing.
»"She's been an admirer of yours
for some time." Picard feels a cold chill run down his spine.
» Pulaski is covered in old age makeup,
giving her white hair and loads of wrinkles. She now looks about
two years older than she did before.
» O'Brien spouts a load of incomprehensible
technobabble. I'm guessing he didn't use this scene when he auditioned
for "The Commitments".
» Riker checks Pulaski's quarters for
DNA. He goes straight to her underwear drawer. Typical...
» Pulaski is miraculously restored to
her normal age, by some miracle of transporter science that really
doesn't bear close inspection...let's just call it 'magic' and leave
it alone, shall we?
» Pulaski does a closing voiceover, very
reminiscent of the kind Mulder did at the end of most X-Files episodes,
and about as relevant (ie not very).
» The Enterprise blows up the Lantree.
So much for letting them rest in peace...
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