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Details
» Series : The
Next Generation
» Episode Title : The
Outrageous Okona
» Episode Reference : 2x04
» Aired : 12th
December, 1988.
» Author : Richard
Lyth
» Synopsis
None
» Review
» The Enterprise picks up a Han Solo
impersonator, for no other reason than that Troi fancies him.
» The transporter chief is Teri Hatcher!
Whose bright idea was it to replace her with Colm Meaney?!
» Wesley looks adoringly at Okona. I'm
sure it's just a stage he's going through...
» Okona shags Teri Hatcher, not at all
put off by her baggy lingerie.
» Wesley: "What do you think of
Captain Okona?" Riker: "I don't think you're his type,
Wes..."
» Data doesn't laugh at Guinan's joke.
His sense of humour seems fine then.
» Data meets the 20th century's funniest
stand-up comedian. Is it Steve Martin? Bill Hicks? Eddie Izzard?
No, it's some bloke nobody's ever heard of! And what's more, he's
not funny at all! Pity Whoopi Goldberg's already playing a different
character really...
»"A monk, a clone and a Ferengi
decide to go bowling..." Instead of a Caption Competition,
we really should have a "Finish the joke" competition
one of these days...
» Eighteen minutes into the episode,
and the plot finally starts! Woo-hoo!
» Okona is wanted by two different alien
leaders. One for impregnating his daughter, and the other for breach
of Lucasfilm's copyright.
» Worf searches for Okona through all
the female crew quarters on the ship.
» Okona's first name is Thadium. Bet
he doesn't tell that to any of his potential conquests.
» One of Okona's accusers has a young
son, the other has a pregnant daughter. Gosh, I wonder what the
twist could possibly be..
» The son confesses all. It's like some
bizarre Shakespearean play, if Shakespeare was a talentless hack
that is.
» Okona reunites the young lovers. So
much for him being a carefree rogue, he's just Cilla Black with
a ponytail!
» Data tells terrible jokes and the holodeck
audience laughs uproariously at each one. It's just like watching
a Jim Davidson concert.
» "Take my Worf, please!" Did
they actually PAY someone to write this?! Absolute unmitigated drivel
from start to finish! Most bad TNG episodes are just incredibly
dull, but this (and 'Up The Long Ladder'and probably several more)
is so spectacularly dire that it's actually compulsive viewing!
And of course in later years this concept was revived and used for
seven whole years of Voyager episodes...
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