| Option | Total |
|---|
| 1. | "please let that be a rifle digging into the small of my back" | 3 |
| 4. | Don't make me angry. Ensign Wildman made me angry and we had meat pies for dinner. | 2 |
| 5. | Wait, what? You have something to put in who Mr Vulcan? At the Gay Bar? | 1 |
| 2. | Nobody expected the ratings for Voyager to skyrocket the week of the writers strike. | 0 |
| 3. | Neelix could see the Doctor hiding behind a crate, ready to give him his annual examination. | 0 |
