UMTSS Top Trumps - Instructions The Stats Used Pun Factor: Out of 10. Skill at, and extent of use of puns (either good or bad) Innuendo: Out of 10. Amount and dodginess of innuendo used. Weirdness: Out of 10. Fairly self explanatory! On-Topic: %. Approximate number of on-topic posts as a percentage of the total number. Post Level: Out of 10. Number of posts - as a rough guideline, a score of 10 would be someone who is regularly in the top four posters by number. 9 would be the next four and so on... Adding Your Card If you want to be added to the game, you can either (a) Email me a pic of yourself, along with the name, stats and description you would like used. (b) Use the template here to make the card, and email it to me. Address for submission is jenni@route42.freeserve.co.uk How to play Top Trumps! (Shamelessly copied from an actual Top Trumps game) Any number of people can play. Shuffle and deal all the cards face down. Each player holds their cards so that they can see the top card only. The player to the dealer's left starts by reading out an item from the top card (e.g. Innuendo 8). The other players then read out the same item. The one with the highest value wins and places all the top cards including their own to the bottom of their pile. It is then their turn again to choose an item from the next card. If 2 or more cards share the top value then all the cards are placed in the middle and the same player chooses again from the next card. The winner of the hand takes the cards in the middle as well. The person with all the cards at the end is the winner. Optional extra rule: Once a player is down to only three cards, they may look at all three, and choose which to play.