UMTSS Caption Competition Past Winners

Below are the winners and results from the last ten competitions. Winners prior to this can be found in the archives, here.

[25/07/10]
"Look Worf, you asked me if your bum looked big in that sash, what was I supposed to say?"

Kathryn

4 votes
Bubbling Under: Worf: Commander LaForge you order the drink of a girl. No warrior would drink a half shandy tops.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Worf: Prune Juice straight up with a twist.

James Allan Kynes

2 votes
Geordie, who has been eating my soup?

Mark Myers

1 vote
[18/07/10]
Self-abuse can cause hot flush, sweats and make a sticky mess on the camera

Baggers

4 votes
Bubbling Under: Burn baby burn. Disco inferno!

Baggers

2 votes
"I really think these special effects will stand the test of time you know!"

Kathryn

2 votes
[11/07/10]
I think thats Mr Rooney in disguise, bald and ugly, has to be him hiding.

Alan

4 votes
Bubbling Under: "I know you were keen on this threesome Seven but he looks nothing like his profile picture"

Kathryn

3 votes
"If we just ignore the Sontaran, maybe he'll go back to Doctor Who where he belongs."

Keith

1 vote
[04/07/10]
"and this is what happens if you masturbate too much"

Kathryn

3 votes
Bubbling Under: He told me that Starfleet Captains couldn't transmit STDs

Baggers

1 vote
I am sorry Sven, but my poor son Didier has damaged his arm and can't come out to play.

Baggers

1 vote
[27/06/10]
"Smokin'!"

Kathryn

3 votes
Bubbling Under: Picard loved to toast marshmallows on curry night.

James Allan Kynes

2 votes
Picard: Shit!

James Allan Kynes

2 votes
[20/06/10]
It was getting harder pursuade Uhura's friends to go on blind dates with the captain.

Baggers

3 votes
Bubbling Under: Uhura was shocked to discover what Scotty got up to on weekends.

Baggers

2 votes
Uhura: It's like having a second penis.
Blondie: Erm, what?

James Allan Kynes

1 vote
[13/06/10]
T'Pol: You have the look of someone who just sat on something he shouldn't have.

James Allan Kynes

4 votes
Bubbling Under: "I Got You, Babe...&quo;t

Deggsy

1 vote
"Why is the inside of your nostril pink?"

Keith

1 vote
[06/06/10]
Nope, you were correct the first time. It isn't a concealed weapon, I am pleased to see you

James Allan Kynes

4 votes
Bubbling Under: Police Academy 21: Aliens on Patrol.

James Allan Kynes

3 votes
"You the guys lined up for the next Comedy Roast?"

Deggsy

3 votes
[30/05/10]
So the curtain salesman said I could have these off-cuts for free and Garak owed me a favour...

Baggers

3 votes
Bubbling Under: "Neck wattles?? What neck wattles?"

Deggsy

2 votes
What skin cream do you use?

Paul Hyett

2 votes
[23/05/10]
Calm down dear, your Shuttlecraft is fine. This is just a subspace message ad from e-sure.

James Allan Kynes

4 votes
Bubbling Under: Hay John-Luc, this is you from the future. Don't believe Bev when she tells you she is using precautions.

Baggers

1 vote
It was at that moment that Kirk realised what the term "beer goggles" meant

Kathryn

1 vote
[16/05/10]
Gentlemen, here is the proposed opening graphic. Our working title is 'East Quadranters'.

James Allan Kynes

3 votes
Bubbling Under: "let me show you this map I have made of Kirk's conquests across the galaxy"

Kathryn

2 votes
The crew plan their route to the gay bar carefully after hearing of the closure of the Circle Line.

Keith

1 vote