UMTSS Caption Competition Past Winners Below are the winners and results from the last ten competitions. Winners prior to this can be found in the archives, here. [29/01/12] 'How did you get up there?' g0thy 2 votes Bubbling Under: "I'll er, not ask what you're doing to that watermelon Jim" Kathryn 1 vote [15/01/12] Jumping Jack Flash had never been the same after eating the Christmas sprouts... Louise 4 votes [08/01/12] It wasn't until he felt the breeze that Harry realised he'd forgotten to put his trousers on Kathryn 2 votes [01/01/12] "Did you just grab my ass?" Kathryn 2 votes [25/12/11] Hmmmm. Interesting website you're looking at there. Baggers 2 votes Bubbling Under: "I have a massive erection alright! that's why I can't stand up!" Kathryn 1 vote "No, honestly, I never touched your fish." Louise 1 vote [18/12/11] For the last time my name is not Wendy. Baggers 2 votes Bubbling Under: If you see a stranger, you must run away or he will take you to the gay bar. Baggers 1 vote "and we will all come together in a better place" Remember Byron! Baggers 1 vote [04/12/11] "Malcolm?" "Yes, sir?" "Where's your other hand?" "..." Keith 3 votes Bubbling Under: "You know that colour really suits you Trip" Kathryn 1 vote Your hand is far too limp. Hold it like me. Baggers 1 vote [27/11/11] "Well I'm sure this is where they said the gay bar was" Kathryn 5 votes Bubbling Under: Robert Picardo takes a deep breath, preparing for his big Bollywood song and dance number... Keith 1 vote The Doctor and his companion look around anxiously for the alien tentacle monster, tragically unable to hear the pantomime audience shouting "It's behind you!" Keith 1 vote [20/11/11] Jake did not take criticism of his literary efforts well Kathryn 3 votes Bubbling Under: Grandpa's food caused catastrophic botty burps g0thy 2 votes It was like that when I got here. Baggers 2 votes [13/11/11] "Look you never said the perfume attracted racoons!" Kathryn 3 votes Bubbling Under: Gok Wan takes up time travel... Keith 2 votes "I'm your furry kissogram." Keith 1 vote [06/11/11] Keeping Schrodinger's Mice in sickbay proved a challenge for Bones. Keith 4 votes Bubbling Under: Now that we have safely trapped those ethereal rats within this ultimately useless cage, I can leave and we can have an un-named red-shirt guard them. Baggers 2 votes t's not clear when rat soup became an earth delicacy Kathryn 1 vote