UMTSS Caption Competition Past Winners Below are the winners and results from the last ten competitions. Winners prior to this can be found in the archives, here. [04/01/09] "Yes, I'm a tiny man and my seat head rest appears to be on fire!" Louise 3 votes Bubbling Under: the years had taken their toll on Max Headroom g0thy the hungover 2 votes [28/12/08] The crew were dissapointed that George only came third on I'm a celebrity ĜΩŦ ђ ¥ 5 votes Bubbling Under: Kirk's expression said it all as the original crew were treated to an advance screening of the first Next Generation episode. Louise 4 votes Sulu and Kirk's audition for the 1989 film How to Get Ahead in Advertising. Mark Myers 1 vote [21/12/08] (insert rampant rabbit joke here) Keith 3 votes Bubbling Under: Blonde: Shopping, shoes, more shoes... Ooh, is that a vibrator? Louise 2 votes Uhura: This device has several settings, you know. Mark Myers 2 votes [14/12/08] "I am Indiana Jones, I am him!" Louise 7 votes [07/12/08] Everyone else politely tried to ignore where Sisko's other hand was Zelda 4 votes Bubbling Under: There was a stampede to Quark's bar when a 2.5% VAT reduction was announced. Louise 3 votes Sisco was beginning to regret allowing a porno night in the officer's mess g0thy - Wayne Rooney's image consultant 2 votes [30/11/08] "You know, you look a whole lot better with the visor off" said Geordi. Louise 6 votes Bubbling Under: Geordie Thinking 'I hope this gift impresses her or I'll never get to first base' go g0thy g0 g0thy go go go 4 votes [23/11/08] 'Before I started drinking I looked like Simon Pegg - now look at me' g0thy - Alan's Overlord 4 votes Bubbling Under: Scotty was releived to find the cause of his constipation, but he wondered how it got there in the first place. g0thy - Alan's Overlord 4 votes "Uh, Scotty? That's Windex." Keith 1 vote [16/11/08] Thank god G0thy's band has finished for the night. Alan 4 votes Bubbling Under: The boys celebrated another successful mission with a night out at the gay bar. Keith 3 votes "Here's to making it to the second episode, if we make many more it'll be a miracle!"" Louise 2 votes [09/11/08] 'you take my rampant rabbit again without asking & I'll blow your head off' (we are g0thy, resistance is futile 6 votes Bubbling Under: Mrs McClane wondered what John would do in the same situation... Louise 3 votes From offscreen right: Go on, blow her head off! Mark Myers 2 votes