UMTSS Caption Competition Past Winners
Below are the winners and results from the last ten competitions. Winners prior to this can be found in the archives, here.
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[25/07/10]
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"Look Worf, you asked me if your bum looked big in that sash, what was I supposed to say?"
Kathryn
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Worf: Commander LaForge you order the drink of a girl. No warrior would drink a half shandy tops.
Waiter: And for you, Sir?
Worf: Prune Juice straight up with a twist.
James Allan Kynes
2 votes
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Geordie, who has been eating my soup?
Mark Myers
1 vote
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[18/07/10]
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Self-abuse can cause hot flush, sweats and make a sticky mess on the camera
Baggers
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Burn baby burn. Disco inferno!
Baggers
2 votes
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"I really think these special effects will stand the test of time you know!"
Kathryn
2 votes
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[11/07/10]
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I think thats Mr Rooney in disguise, bald and ugly, has to be him hiding.
Alan
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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"I know you were keen on this threesome Seven but he looks nothing like his profile picture"
Kathryn
3 votes
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"If we just ignore the Sontaran, maybe he'll go back to Doctor Who where he belongs."
Keith
1 vote
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[04/07/10]
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"and this is what happens if you masturbate too much"
Kathryn
3 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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He told me that Starfleet Captains couldn't transmit STDs
Baggers
1 vote
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I am sorry Sven, but my poor son Didier has damaged his arm and can't come out to play.
Baggers
1 vote
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[27/06/10]
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"Smokin'!"
Kathryn
3 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Picard loved to toast marshmallows on curry night.
James Allan Kynes
2 votes
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Picard: Shit!
James Allan Kynes
2 votes
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[20/06/10]
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It was getting harder pursuade Uhura's friends to go on blind dates with the captain.
Baggers
3 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Uhura was shocked to discover what Scotty got up to on weekends.
Baggers
2 votes
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Uhura: It's like having a second penis.
Blondie: Erm, what?
James Allan Kynes
1 vote
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[13/06/10]
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T'Pol: You have the look of someone who just sat on something he shouldn't have.
James Allan Kynes
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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"I Got You, Babe...&quo;t
Deggsy
1 vote
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"Why is the inside of your nostril pink?"
Keith
1 vote
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[06/06/10]
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Nope, you were correct the first time. It isn't a concealed weapon, I am pleased to see you
James Allan Kynes
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Police Academy 21: Aliens on Patrol.
James Allan Kynes
3 votes
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"You the guys lined up for the next Comedy Roast?"
Deggsy
3 votes
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[30/05/10]
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So the curtain salesman said I could have these off-cuts for free and Garak owed me a favour...
Baggers
3 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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"Neck wattles?? What neck wattles?"
Deggsy
2 votes
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What skin cream do you use?
Paul Hyett
2 votes
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[23/05/10]
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Calm down dear, your Shuttlecraft is fine. This is just a subspace message ad from e-sure.
James Allan Kynes
4 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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Hay John-Luc, this is you from the future. Don't believe Bev when she tells you she is using precautions.
Baggers
1 vote
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It was at that moment that Kirk realised what the term "beer goggles" meant
Kathryn
1 vote
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[16/05/10]
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Gentlemen, here is the proposed opening graphic. Our working title is 'East Quadranters'.
James Allan Kynes
3 votes
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Bubbling Under:
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"let me show you this map I have made of Kirk's conquests across the galaxy"
Kathryn
2 votes
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The crew plan their route to the gay bar carefully after hearing of the closure of the Circle Line.
Keith
1 vote
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