UMTSS Caption Competition - Rules

At 10:30pm every Sunday the current competition closes and a new one opens. You can enter as many times as you want.

Once the competition closes, a poll is run the following week to vote on a winner from last week. I decide which three are nominated and my decision is final. No correspondence will be entered into although I'm open to bribes. The poll is open for a week. In the event of a tie, I decide on the winner (after four and three way ties occurred).

Final winner will therefore be announced a week after the close of the competition.